Screeching Weasel is....hmmmm...they are witty, thought provoking, catchy, funny, and you just can't get their songs out of your head. They're like a disease, once you've caught the fever, there's no curing it. Yes, I'm quite aware of how cheesy that was. Anyway, enough of my ramblings. The all-mighties have been playing since they were losers in high school, circa ninety-ninety-sometime-or-other... The line up has changed, and changed, and changed, and even recurred back on itself, but any way you slice it, they rock. And their logo is sooooo cute. But then I have a thing for weasels, otters, ferrets, etc. (as you may have figured out from the title of this page). Of course, the Keeper of the Greens doesn't really look like a weasel, but he's still adorable.

Soon, when I get some spare time from the continuous stream of work that is college, this page will contain lyrics to some of my favorite songs and the same old discography you can find everywhere else. Of course, if it were different, then it'd be wrong. If I was really punk, I'd have pictures, too, but I don't have any okay. I have browsed the web and have found some much more beautiful and interesting SW pages than mine. I do not have access to the expensive hardware or software needed to scan in pictures, create sound clips, or whatnot. I could have just stolen them from everyone else but a) why bother if you can just go look at them on their page and b) I already have enough of the same old stuff that everyone else has, so....Although I may not have anything wonderfully original here, I still feel the need to have a page for SW since the point of a home page is to virtually represent yourself. And they are definitely a part of my personality. I'm a Stepford Weasel...yes, another bad joke. Hey, *that's* original. None of the other pages I looked at had bad jokes on them.