My Stupid Life

I've been doing nothing in particular
I've been figuring out what I was gonna do
Now somehow the time has gone by
And I didn't do the things that I wanted to

Looking back it seems like I should have known
Walking down and up and down the avenue
Wasn't such a smart way to go
But it was all I knew how to do

And you're gonna say
"Isn't it okay 'cause you kept on trying?"
And I'm gonna lie
And explain how I've been a value giant
Or I don't care like Pierre
Waiting for the lion
To eat me up
Eat me up

While I think about my
My stupid life
Gotta tell ya 'bout my
My stupid life
Let me tell ya 'bout my
My stupid life

I've been told that I spend too much time alone
And asked why I never take this jacket off
I'm either caught in the headlights
Or running around like a chicken with its head cut off

I recall I once a heard a story
It might be apocryphal but anyway
There's this guy who got so bored
That he chopped off his own head

Well I won't do that
But it seems like at some point something should happen
There's got to be some sort of redemption
Or at least some French in Action
But there's nothing yet
And I can't get no disaffection
Not even that

So let me tell you about my
My stupid life
I'll tell ya all about my
My stupid life
Gotta think about my
My stupid life
It's my
My stupid life
Wooo

Let me tell ya 'bout my
My stupid life
Gotta think about my
My stupid life
Let me tell ya' bout my
My stupid life
My stupid life