My new girlfriend is better than you
She's got bigger breasts and a higher IQ
And she always knows which fork to use
And she doesn't always have some lame excuse
She's a-wigglin' and a-gigglin' and a-bakin' a pie
And I can tell you by the look in her eye
That she's never gonna make me have to wonder why
And we're gonna have a hell of a time
She's better than you, better than you
She's better than you, better than you
She's better than you, better than you
When she's with me and we're hanging around
We sit and talk about how you let me down
And how you always used to make that annoying sound
And how you sure could stand to lose a few pounds
So I really hope your happy with the way it turned out
Cause you made of fool of me, but who's laughing now
Who's laughing now and who's laughing not?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
She's better than you, better than you
She's better than you, better than you
She's better than you, better than you
My new girlfriend is better than you
My new girlfriend is better than you
My new girlfriend is better than you
She's got higher breasts and a bigger IQ