Why don't you
Shave your legs?
'Cause a little hair can make
A lot of difference
Much more than whatever you're trying to prove
I know you
Got your pride
And I know you think I think
You think it makes a statement
That you got a right to be
Just as ugly as you wanna be
Yeah, beauty's only skin deep
And everybody's beautiful underneath
I believe in that
But let's not push it
If you won't do it for me
Do it for our love, for planet Earth, and the little children
Do it for peace and humanity
Do it for the United States of America
Baby, if you'll only shave your legs
The world will be a better place
For you, for me, and for America
America
America
God bless America!